Deranged Assistant CMM

Other printings of "Deranged Assistant": 2X2 #45 UMA #49 ISD #52 INR #61 CMR #65 CMM #87

Card

id	20608
artist	Nils Hamm
artistIds	c540d1fc-1500-457f-93cf-d6069ee66546
asciiName
attractionLights
availability	mtgo, paper
boosterTypes	default
borderColor	black
colorIdentity	U
colorIndicator
colors	U
defense
duelDeck
edhrecRank	4310
edhrecSaltiness	0.2
faceConvertedManaCost
faceFlavorName
faceManaValue
faceName
finishes	nonfoil, foil
flavorName
flavorText	"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
frameEffects
frameVersion	2015
hand
hasAlternativeDeckLimit
hasContentWarning
hasFoil	1
hasNonFoil	1
isAlternative
isFullArt
isFunny
isGameChanger
isOnlineOnly
isOversized
isPromo
isRebalanced
isReprint	1
isReserved
isStarter
isStorySpotlight
isTextless
isTimeshifted
keywords	Mill
language	English
layout	normal
leadershipSkills
life
loyalty
manaCost	{1}{U}
manaValue	2
name	Deranged Assistant
number	87
originalPrintings
originalReleaseDate
originalText	{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
otherFaceIds
power	1
printings	2X2, CMM, CMR, INR, ISD, UMA
promoTypes
rarity	common
rebalancedPrintings
relatedCards
securityStamp
setCode	CMM
side
signature
sourceProducts	{'foil': ['27cadb89-a295-5ce4-89e1-5854303185db', 'b9f3d07f-8ad0-5def-8086-e5199e004d4d', 'd03a0e5f-11c7-504a-a486-44179896f770'], 'nonfoil': ['b9f3d07f-8ad0-5def-8086-e5199e004d4d', 'd03a0e5f-11c7-504a-a486-44179896f770']}
subsets
subtypes	Human, Wizard
supertypes
text	{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
toughness	1
type	Creature — Human Wizard
types	Creature
uuid	6498d01d-6f16-5efb-9a70-fa2e92d20384
variations
watermark
setName	Commander Masters

Identifiers

id	20608
cardKingdomEtchedId
cardKingdomFoilId	280899
cardKingdomId	280431
cardsphereFoilId
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deckboxId	80363
mcmId	723653
mcmMetaId	204014
mtgArenaId
mtgjsonFoilVersionId
mtgjsonNonFoilVersionId
mtgjsonV4Id	fd95773a-2ce5-5dcd-945b-7f548417fcc4
mtgoFoilId
mtgoId	115273
multiverseId	622695
scryfallCardBackId	0aeebaf5-8c7d-4636-9e82-8c27447861f7
scryfallId	0ee8f524-f45d-49ff-a472-a47441eee279
scryfallIllustrationId	66264564-7636-4078-8fd4-f905ad21964c
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tcgplayerEtchedProductId
tcgplayerProductId	507452
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Legalities

id	20608
alchemy
brawl
commander	Legal
duel	Legal
future
gladiator
historic
legacy	Legal
modern	Legal
oathbreaker	Legal
oldschool
pauper	Legal
paupercommander	Legal
penny
pioneer
predh
premodern
standard
standardbrawl
timeless
uuid	6498d01d-6f16-5efb-9a70-fa2e92d20384
vintage	Legal

Purchase URLs

id	20608
cardKingdom	https://mtgjson.com/links/5c4c8defcafbd132
cardKingdomEtched
cardKingdomFoil	https://mtgjson.com/links/742f89de89ceb7ba
cardmarket	https://mtgjson.com/links/3661ee5785f006c4
tcgplayer	https://mtgjson.com/links/ee578dd7fd58020f
tcgplayerEtched
uuid	6498d01d-6f16-5efb-9a70-fa2e92d20384

Foreign Data (per language)

language	name	flavorText	type	text	multiverseId
Chinese Simplified	狂乱助手	「嘎耳，把泥浆机调一下。嘎耳，再搬几具尸体来。嘎耳，别哭了，把你的脑组织给我。如果他一直这么粗鲁，我就不干了。」	生物 — 人类／法术师	{T}，磨一张牌：加{C}。（磨一张牌的流程是将你牌库顶的牌置入你的坟墓场。）	624102
French	Assistant dément	« Garl, ajuste les distributeurs de gruau. Garl, va me chercher d'autres cadavres. Garl, cesse de pleurnicher et donne-moi un bout de ta cervelle. S'il ne commence pas à être plus poli, je vais me barrer. »	Créature — humain et sorcier	{T}, meulez une carte : Ajoutez {C}. (Pour meuler une carte, mettez la carte du dessus de votre bibliothèque dans votre cimetière.)	623298
German	Irrer Assistent	„Garl, stell den Schlammapparat neu ein. Garl, hol mir mehr Leichen. Garl, hör auf zu flennen und gib mir dein Hirngewebe. Wenn er weiter so gemein zu mir ist, dann kündige ich."	Kreatur — Mensch, Zauberer	{T}, mille eine Karte: Erzeuge {C}. (Um eine Karte zu millen, lege die oberste Karte deiner Bibliothek auf deinen Friedhof.)	622896
Japanese	錯乱した助手	「ガルー、懸濁液の容器を調整してくれ。ガルー、もっと多くの死体を取ってこい。ガルー、泣くのは止めてお前の脳組織をよこせ。こんな横暴を止めないなら、辞めますからね。」	クリーチャー — 人間・ウィザード	{T}, カード１枚を切削する：{C}を加える。（カードを切削するとは、あなたのライブラリーの一番上にあるカードをあなたの墓地に置くことである。）	623700
Portuguese (Brazil)	Assistente Insano	"Garl, ajuste o processador de chorume. Garl, vá pegar mais cadáveres. Garl, pare de chorar e me dê seu tecido cerebral. Se ele não deixar de ser tão mal-educado, eu me demito."	Criatura — Humano Mago	{T}, triture um card: Adicione {C}. (Para triturar dois cards, coloque os dois cards do topo de seu grimório em seu cemitério.)	623901
Spanish	Asistente desquiciado	"Garl, ajusta los canales de lodo. Garl, tráeme más cuerpos. Garl, deja de llorar y dame tu tejido cerebral. Si no deja de ser tan grosero, renuncio".	Criatura — Hechicero humano	{T}, moler una carta: Agrega {C}. (Para moler una carta, pon la primera carta de tu biblioteca en tu cementerio.)	623097

Rulings

date	text
2025-01-24	Once Deranged Assistant’s ability has been activated, it can’t be reversed for any reason. If you activate it while casting a spell and discover you can’t produce enough mana to pay that spell’s costs, the spell is reversed. The spell returns to whatever zone you were casting it from. You may reverse other mana abilities you activated while casting the spell, but Deranged Assistant’s ability can’t be reversed. You’ll still have any mana the ability produced, and the milled card will still be in your graveyard.

date

text

2025-01-24

Once Deranged Assistant’s ability has been activated, it can’t be reversed for any reason. If you activate it while casting a spell and discover you can’t produce enough mana to pay that spell’s costs, the spell is reversed. The spell returns to whatever zone you were casting it from. You may reverse other mana abilities you activated while casting the spell, but Deranged Assistant’s ability can’t be reversed. You’ll still have any mana the ability produced, and the milled card will still be in your graveyard.